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10lbs of chocolate=rubber hose

in my family's annual gift exchange/grinch game, i ended up with a ten pound bar of dark chocolate. seriously. when trying to come up with a use for said immense candy bar, i thought: inappropriately behaved students? whack with chocolate! who is going to believe that the teacher hit the student with 10 pounds of chocolate? a ludacris idea of course, but highly entertaining in theory. keep in mind, i read that short story where the wife serves the leg of lamb she used to murder her cop husband to her dead husband's partner at a formative age and now view all large, heavy food items as possible murder weapons. not that i wish to murder my students. just to prevent certain behaviors...
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Published Saturday, December 29, 2007 12:55 AM by mz.w

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Betty said:

I don't think I have ever seen a chocolate bar that big.  Maybe you could sell it on ebay or take a hammer to it and eat a little bit every day.  Another idea is to save it and give it back to the person that gave it to you.:)  I received a very tiny lunch box with Johnny Depp's picture on it and keep telling my first grade grandson that I am packing it with a sandwich and coming to school to have lunch with him.  He told me I needed a larger lunchbox.:)

December 29, 2007 3:19 PM
 

mz.w said:

you should tell your grandson that you are bringing a tiny sandwich in the tiny lunch box...and then do it. like tea sandwiches but tiny.

i may decide to cook many chocolatey things w/the 10 lbs. or possibly offer it as some kind of class prize. according to the fda, there are 113 servings in that thing.

December 30, 2007 3:26 AM
 

jtspencer said:

I love the idea

December 31, 2007 2:35 PM
 

ibi570 said:

Hi  Hav u evr taught overseas?

I taught in Sth Korea. Food ther was awful but ppl wer vry nice. I teach in the UAE now. Weathr s lousy but ppl & food r vry nice.

Bye

January 3, 2008 2:30 AM

About mz.w

i teach 7th and 8th grade langauge arts and social studies. i'm going into year 3 of teaching social studies and year two of teaching language arts on my own. i have a single subject credential in social science. my goal is ditch language arts entirely. i love teaching! ah-ha moments are the best!!!